Comparing San Francisco to New York City is like comparing chocolate to peanut butter (or something like that), but Lonely Planet has set the challenge. They're asking the two cities to tap into our "friendly little rivalry" by figuring out which metropolis has the best attractions.

Update: We are smoking them right now. Good work, people.

Right now, NYC is winning, but our beloved city thrives on being the rag-tag team of misfits who come out of nowhere and steal America's hearts though, right? Right.

So, even if you think Off The Grid and Humphrey Slocombe are a bit over-hyped and over-priced, say they're the best anyway.

Also, there's a Yoda statue in the Presidio? Awesome.