FILM: It's night two of the Castro's epic Hitchcock Double-Feature Marathon, which runs through Thursday. Tonight's films include the classic Rope, which was Hitchock's first color film, and the "humorless and uncharacteristically noirish" I Confess.

5:30, 7:30 and 9:05 p.m. // Castro Theatre (429 Castro St) // $7.50-10

PERFORMANCE: Aspiring queer performers: Head over to Squart (spontaneous queer art), team up with other performers, and come up with an art piece in two hours based on a list of criteria before a panel of judges. The result is "usually incredibly creative, inspiring, fun and always bizarre."

6 to 9:30 p.m. (show at 8 p.m.) // SOMArts Cultural Center (934 Brannon St) // $8

COMEDY: It's your last chance to catch comedian and Cash Cab host Ben Bailey at Cobb's tonight. (We dream of catching his cab.)

8 p.m. // Cobb’s Comedy Club (915 Columbus Ave) // $17.50