Come Back Soon, Sexpigeon

Soul-numbingly depressing news, folks: Sexpigeon, famed blogger and hilarious caption-smith, has abandoned San Francisco for the other coast, specifically New York City. Bah. The man behind Sexpigeon, whose name shall remain anonymous, was/is a gargantuan inspiration for your editor and countless other online types. Also, he was a goddamn fine dresser. If you yet to experience his work, a) shame on you and b) pore over his brilliance right this very second.