'We're Rising and Will Prevail,' Fibs Ex-Gays

In shocking news that could all but render the Castro District vacant on Saturday nights, alleged ex-gays claim they're winning the war against the biological imperative known as same-sex desire. "A nutty email from a rightwing kook was sent yesterday to a number of gays, and a straight Congressman, making it seem as if Team Ex-Gay was beating Team Homo in the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl," notes noted activist Michael Petrelis, who goes on to say, "I'm sharing the note because it made me laugh and you might also get a few chuckles out of it." Hell-bound Sharon Kass' funny, sad, horrific and amusingly inane diatribe shouldn't be missed. Check it out.