Seeing as how Whitman has enough money to toss into an abyss, perhaps you'd like to donate to campaign Brown tonight while getting shit-faced drunk and nibbling on Top Chef Masters' creation? See, gubernatorial candidate Jerry Brown will be at Orson (508 4th Street at Bryant) from 6:30-9:30 to raise moola for his bid.

More details? Here you go: Orosn chef Elizabeth Falkner, as one of the hosts, will be there mingling with guests, as well as Jerry, his wife, and some local elected officials and assorted wonks. What's more, there will be an acoustic performance by Stephan Jenkins of Third Eye Blind (SFist's Andrew Dalton's number-one favorite band of all time, ever.)

The rub: tickets are going for $75; $200 for all-access (includes open-bar). Simply show up if interested.