Where has Gov. Schwarzenegger been during the San Bruno fire disaster, you ask? In China! The former movie star cum California politico headed East to sign part of the East Span of the Bay Bridge, check out the high-speed rail train in Shanghai, hawk California pistachios and wine, and meet with Japanese Prime Minister Naoto Kan. But why read about it when you can view Schwarzenegger's photos about his voyage abroad.

Read aloud his Twitpic snippets using Schwarzenegger's signature "DURRRRR" accent for maximum pleasure.