ART: Fecal Face Dot Com, the premier and inexhaustible arts and culture site, are having their mammoth 10 Year Anniversary Show tonight. The exhibit at the Luggage Store Gallery features some of SF's favorite artists, and the after-party at Mezzanine will include performances by Kelly Stoltz, Sonny Smith, and Ty Segall, and DJ Ted Shred.

6 to 8 p.m. // Luggage Store Gallery (1007 Market St) // free
9 p.m. to 2 a.m. // Mezzanine (444 Jessie St) // $8, suggested donation

COMEDY: SF Sketch Fiesta, an audience-determined sketch comedy competition, features three teams duking it out: VentureTek, comedy done San Francisco Style- BIZARRO!, The Apostle Service, progressive/alternative Christian comedy (with plenty of dirty jokes), and The Top Guns, a Top Gun original motion picture soundtrack cover band with accompanying live stage revue.

8 p.m. // Off-Market Theater (965 Mission St) // $10

MUSIC: Celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with Blue Tango, a world tango fusion concert and dance celebration by Argentine singer/guitarist Maria Volonte and Kevin Footer on harmonica. The event will start off with a music performance, followed by dance lessons, and then a dance party.

8 p.m. // Community Music Center (544 Capp St) // $10-15