Apple made some big announcements today. This morning at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts in San Francisco, Apple's CEO Steve Jobs previewed updates to the iOS system, "unveiled updated iPods including a redesigned iPod nano and iPod shuffle as well as a camera-equipped iPod touch, and released the iTunes 10 update," beams Macworld. Also, something about Apple TV and Ping, a new social network for music ilk. It all sounds very delightful and expensive. Kudos to those of you who can purchase said items.

Also, Gwyneth Paltrow's husband performed. How awful. (Chris Breen of Macworld liveblogs, "As a trained professional, may I just mention that Chris Martin has terrible piano technique." Snap.)

In more pressing news, Steve Jobs' forehead looks shiny and new. Did Botox touch it for the very first time? He looks lovely. Feel free to speculate wildly in the comments.