Former A's great Jose Canseco went from a Madonna-dating star to rat-fink bastard within a few years. "Ever since the more caliente half of the Bash Brothers blew his baseball stake on bad business decisions and two messy divorces, the man's done everything he could think of to raise a little green," notes East Bay Express' Chris Thompson.

In 2006, Canseco signed with the minor leagues; he joined the egregiously named San Diego Surf Dawgs. Just a few weeks ago, though, he signed a short term cameo appearance with the Laredo Broncos of the United Baseball League on Aug 14 where the baseball great will serve as bench coach and designated hitter.

Below, Canseco first at-bat with the Bronco and, also, his first home run with them, too.