Tenderblog points us to this ukulele jam from local artist Jam Hands, and as the artist herself writes, "I'm vegan! I like vegans (mostly)!... I realize these lyrics are stereotypes, quite a few applying to me, too. I get it. I feel your pain. I'm being so rude! And a hypocrite! What a bitch! But I'm going to go ahead and sing it. Really, this was written with friends about a select few vegan men we know..." [Tenderblog]