ART: The Long Now and the SFMOMA Artist’s Gallery present Wondrous Strange: A Twenty-first Century Cabinet of Curiosities, an exploration of time through art, whimsy, music, and mechanics, which will feature work by more than a dozen Bay Area artists.

5:30 to 9:30 p.m. // SFMOMA Artists Gallery at Fort Mason, Bldg A (Marina Blvd and Buchanan St) // free

PERFORMANCE: The Illuminated Theater presents their new monthly series, The ChatRoulette Show, a titillating live improv performance, in which professional singers, musicians, actors, and variety acts take turns entertaining people across the world via the infamous ChatRoulette, while a live audience watches.

8 to 10 p.m. // The Make-Out Room (3225 22nd St) // $10-15

CLUB: At this month's Dirty Dishes, enjoy indie electro, dirty house, and future bass by resident DJs B-Haul & Gordon Gartrell and disco funk from special guest Special K, while chowing down on some tasty food from Seoul on Wheels, Toasty Melts, and Cookie Wag SF.

9 p.m. // The Lookout (3600 16th St) // $3