Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to 90 Days In Jail

On this slow news day, we bring you a clear-cut case of anti-ginger hate: A Los Angeles county judge just ruled that Lindsay Lohan, misunderstood abstract genius of film and music mediums, is in violation of her probation. She will receive a jail sentence of 90 days, followed by 90 days of rehab. A sad day for all redheads, indeed. Visit http://www.laist.comLAist for more harrowing details.