The medicinal, confounding, self-righteous, and needlessly macho world of ardent pot smoking had some sort of award ceremony this past weekend. The High Times San Francisco Medical Cannabis Cup held their first-ever competition on getting high, or whatnot, as Bay Area weed dispensaries competed for best product.

East Bay Express reports, "Roughly nine expert judges rated the best Sativa, Indica, Concetrates (hash), and Edibles, then awarded top prizes Sunday night." The horrifically named "God's Pussy" from GreanBicycles went on to win best Sativa. Good grief.

View the complete list of winners.

The weekend-long "expo" boasted the likes of local medical marijuana experts and activists, leading dispensaries, and "medical cultivation seminars."