• Carly Fiorina will shoot you. So will her bodyguard/husband. [Matier & Ross]
• Mainstays of San Francisco's BDSM and fetish-sex scene join Haiti relief effort. Aw. [SF Weekly]
• While 40 seems ancient to the fetuses at SFist HQ, some former Google employees don't agree. [Valleywag]
• Bunnies need love, too. [SF Appeal]
• Racist graffiti at Highlands Park in Concord, anyone? [Claycord]
• Post-coital love letter from a neighbor. [Mission Mission]