The "avid cyclist" and "spiritualist tennis pro" accused of mowing down four cyclists last week will be arraigned in court this morning. David Mark Clark will be charged with "four counts of attempted murder, four counts of assault with a deadly weapon, and three counts of battery causing serious injury."

Clark, if you recall, went on a rampage last week with his SUV, attacking cyclists in four different parts of the city on Wednesday, June 2. Three of his victims were sent to the hospital. Two have since been released. One is still in serious condition.

In addition to infamy among the cycling community, Clark will also be remembered as a Reiki Master, Priest in the Order of Melchezidek, and Crystal therapist. According to SF Weekly, Clark's past was recently uncovered via this handy cache. (Super secret tip to our media elders: You can never really undo anything on the intermagicwebs!)

Behold:

After an energetic awakening in 2006, David has committed his life to the service of others through healing. He has been highly successful in treating a wide range of ailments, from stress related disorders, to arthritis, to those seeking a higher level of wellness in their lives. Vibrational Energy Therapy (V.E.T.) brings wellness through a clearing of stagnant energies and a revitalization of the physical, etheric, emotional and mental fields of the body through a raising of the body’s vibrational level.

Vibrational Energy Therapy? Is that anything like Vibeology? We hope so.

Anyway, Clark is expected to plead 'not guilty' during today's arraignment.