The name of the suspect who was arrested for mowing down four cyclists in the Mission on Wednesday night has been released: David Mark Clark.

As periqueblend points out, the suspect has three names, just like all the crazy killers do. On top of the three names, they all count as first names, and two of them rhyme. With a name like that, the jokes write themselves, except for the fact that four people were seriously injured and traumatized.

Clark, who was arrested after walking into an Albany police station to falsely report that his SUV was carjacked in San Francisco, underwent a mental evaluation after his arrest. The police waited until he passed the evaluation before releasing his name.

Clark was booked on four felony counts each of attempted murder, aggravated assault, and hit and run resulting in injury and is scheduled to be arraigned on Tuesday.