CLUB: OK, it's not a production of A Chorus Line. And, well, we're certain neither Michael Bennett nor "The Music and the Mirror" are involved, but...any excuse (i.e., the following club night's title) to post an image of Donna McKechnie, right? Right. Anyway, tonight is the debut of "Singular Sensation," brought to you by Fauxnique and her husband DJ Marc Kate (Silencefiction). In addition to boasting the likes of DJs Stanley Frank and Pee Play, come midnight the dance party turns into a dance lesson. LA dance guru Ryan Heffington (who has influenced the likes of Peaches and the Gossip) will teach a class on the dance floor. That's right, you got served. See you in SoMa, kids.

10 p.m.-2a.m. // Paradise Lounge (1501 Folsom) // $6

CABARET: Cloris. Leachman. That's right. Go see her. Oh wait, you need more? Fine. The Last Picture Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Young Frankenstein, her glorious turn on the horrid Dancing With the Stars, Malcolm In the Middle. We could go on.

8 p.m. today-Sat. and Wed.-June 12. // The Rrazz Room, Hotel Nikko, (222 Mason) // $40-$45

FILM: Barf up your intestinal tract after watching Sex and the City 2, the latest cinematic miscarriage about Carrie, Miranda, Charlotte and the old slutty one. Seriously, it's an abomination of epic proportions.

7 p.m., 10 // Castro Theatre (Castro & Market) // $11