Former Mission Mission scribe, staunch vegetarian, Mission resident, and Uptown Almanac founder/editor Kevin Montgomery will man today's Day Around the Bay for your reading pleasure. Please give him your undivided attention.

Take it away, Kevin.

• Why is there a dog flying a plane in this campaign commercial? [YouTube]
• Roaming pack of armed teenagers rob a group of midnight Dolores Park-goers. [Mission Local]
• While in SF, Obama dines on quail eggs, Kobe beef. [Inside Scoop]
• Empty calorie street food goes legit in Dolores Park, Ganja Treats Man fails to make the cut. [SFoodie]
• Petaluma, "Where the tumbleweed rolls…" [Endless Canvas]
• PBR, The Fuel of The Mission^TM, sold for $250 million. [Chicago Breaking Business]
• Donuts in the Ferry Building! Donuts in the Ferry Building! Donuts in the Ferry Building! [Vegansaurus]
• Bike racks are the most comfortable place to have a protest. [Muni Diaries]
• Is Critical Mass good or bad for biking? [SF Critical Mass]
• Gawker, Tumblr, Hipster Runoff and the downfall of blogging. [Vadim]