For whatever reason, there seem to be a lot of sexy things happening tonight. Take a peek!

PERFORMANCE: Mollena Williams, Crowded Fire founding member and resident artist and Ms. SF Leather 2009 and International Ms Leather 2010, presents her one-person show, 69Stories: One Pervert's Tale, which has "surprised even other perverts with its daring and hilarity." Check out Williams' factoid page, which lists many interesting accomplishments, including singing on the soundtrack for the film version of The Wiz.

8 p.m. // Phoenix Annex (414 Mason St., Ste 406) // $25-50

VARIETY: The monthly Hubba Hubba Revue presents Caveman Show, the "first burlesque show ever -- from 1 million years, B.C." The night features "savage, sexy cavegirls, low-brow (and thick-brow!) comedy, and the rockin’est Rock & Roll this side of the Stone Age!"

9 p.m. // The DNA Lounge (375 Eleventh St) // $12-15

FILM: Reigning queen of queer porn Courtney Trouble brings us Bordello (NSFW), a queer porn murder mystery, starring BBW icon April Flores and Billy Castro (the world's next FTM porn star) and shot by alt porn guru Eon Mckai.

8 p.m. // Artists' Television Access (992 Valencia St) // $6