Oh, brother. While California Memorial Stadium's much-needed retrofit and renovation is underway, Cal's football team will play home games at AT&T Park. That is to say, even more drunken sports fans will urinate buckets on the steps of SFist HQ. Self-centered NIMBYism aside, this temporary move will prove beneficial for South Beach/Mission Bay businesses. An estimated six games will unfold at AT&T Park. So, er, yeah, welcome to San Francisco, Berkeley students. Make sure you bathe properly before crossing the bridge. XO, San Francisco. [via CBS 5, Daily Cal]