ART: Artist Milkgap (aka Geoffrey Porter) will be showing some of his new and old ink and watercolor pieces tonight. Grab some beverages at Pirate Cat Cafe and check them out.

8 to 10 p.m. // Pirate Cat Café (2781 21st St) // free

READING: San Francisco author Katie Crouch celebrates the publication of her latest book, Men and Dogs, about a woman in search of her long-lost father who was presumed dead twenty years ago. The book is described as "poignant, revealing, hilarious, and sad."

7:30 p.m. // The Booksmith (1644 Haight St) // free

THEATER: Ally Johnson's one woman show, The Self Rose, explores five different character interpretations of herself describing life lessons in a way that is shocking and hilarious. The show features opening acts of hilarity from Killing My Lobster veteren Leslie Waggoner, and Tristan Cunningham from Circus Bella.

8 p.m. // The Climate Theater (285 9th St) $10