• Would you like to have local literary kingpin Tag Savage (Sex Pigeon) sketch your portrait? Of course you would. [Sleepover, via Mission Mission]
• The horror of having houseguests. [SF Appeal]
• What's the best smartphone app for checking Muni arrival times? [SFGate]
• Performance artist best known for prematurely igniting Burning Man doll is out of jail, has a message for San Francisco. [SFBG]
• California gubernatorial candidates submit to Google grilling via blog-hating CEO. [NBC Bay Area]
• Potrero Hill messiah has had quite enough. [NYT]
• "Dan White For Pope," anyone? [Petrelis]
• Meat Mondays: KFC's "toxic zoo in your colon" sells out at your finer dining establishments. [Eater]