The Chron kicked off a new feature this past Sunday called "Personal Style," and their inaugural picks for the column are two museum dudes who writer Franklin Melendez suggests are a "pair of young style contenders" who put together "artful looks on a non-profit budget."

In particular we'd like to call attention to the wardrobe of 31-year-old Adam Rozan, who does marketing for the Oakland Museum (and whom the East Bay Express profiled in '08, on account of how he was hired because he knows what Facebook is and says things like "get your learn on"). Those threads he's wearing in his photo? Those were not purchased on any "non-profit budget" we've ever known. Below, we dissect just how much that shit probably cost, and would refer the writer back to whatever trust fund he failed to mention.