In a move that makes us want to slice open an artery, Eater's much-loved and Schick Quattro-sharp editor Paolo Lucchesi is leaving his post. Sob, sniff. On the plus side, if there is one, they're looking for a new editor. So, if you're a huge Eater fan, check out the gig and apply today. It's part-time job with flexible hours, and best of all, you can work from anywhere. (Blog life, yo.)