• The steepest streets in San Francisco. [Weather Sealed]
• Muni joins Twitter, but won't offer service alerts. [Appeal]
• 13-year-old Concord girl claiming that three men in a white van had attempted to kidnapped her admits hoax. [CBS 5]
• Fiorina FCINO ad versus Pink Floyd. [Uptown Almanac]
• Daniel Brusilovsky, 16-year-old tech journalism wunderkind, caught in bribery scandal. [Valleywag]
• The attack on district elections begins. [SFBG]
• Fresno, drunkest city in the U.S. (SF, by the way, placed 86.) [Eater]