• A friend of SFist had to explain this football headline fail thusly: "It's as if Tina Fey won an Emmy for 30 Rock and the headline read 'SNL takes home the gold.'" [Stephen Andrew Lynch/Flickr]
• Second woman disappears at Point Reyes in two weeks. [Chronicle]
• Prop 8 backers are crazier than previously thought, file with delusions of bestiality, polygamy, and a San Francisco "under the rule of homosexuals." [CBS 5, SFBG]
• "If I had to be him for five hours, I'd hang myself in a shower stall," said Anthony Bourdain on Guy Fieri. [Eater]
• Local car dealership is actually a hotel/spa/cafe. [Uptown Almanac]
• Are you ready for Twitter Chirp, the first-ever Twitter Developer's Conference? [Valleywag]
• Steve Jobs might have said Apple Tablet "will be the most important thing I’ve ever done." [TechCrunch]
• BART launches API to spur transit app development. [SF BART]
• Is the Chronicle's stance on gay equality starting to turn? [Appeal]