Apple has announced that its next big junket will be on Wednesday, January 27th at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts. All they're saying is "Come see our latest creation," but it's pretty much guaranteed that this will be iSlate day, and Apple enthusiasts nationwide will experience uncontrollable screams and potential exploding heads not unlike audience members at Oprah Winfrey's "favorite things" give-away show. Also, this means time is running out for someone to leak photos or a prototype of the new Jesus device to Valleywag in exchange for a cash reward.

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