Holy cow! Valleywag is offering up to $100,000 for any and all real tidbits on Apple's unicorn-like Tablet, the Jobsian device that will change everything. Or not. Anyway, the contest goes like this: $10,000 for authentic pictures of the thing, $20,000 for footage of the Apple Tablet in action, $50,000 for an image of His Holiness Steve Jobs gently caressing said gadget, and $100,000 if you let Gawker editors molest it. (All Apple insiders can send pics and clips to editor[at]sfist[dot]com. We've got taxes and school loans to pay, you know.) They ask, however, that you "stay within the bounds of the law." Pft. [Valleywag]