...And today in renegade animal news, a goat decided to ram his way into Lynx Gentlemen's Club in Coachella over the weekend, likely because he saw his reflection in the glass of the front door. Once in the club, the goat was faced with a mirrored wall which he sat staring at for quite a while (as security camera footage shows), likely dazed from the whole ramming experience. ABC 7, ever the standard-bearer of local fun/odd news items, brings us the story.