by Amy Crocker

Would you rather be caught counterfeiting a bill that isn't in circulation or cutting down trees to feed elephants at the Oakland Zoo?

Would you rather have attended (the now canceled) Mr. Gay China pageant or become an approved buyer of the new $350,000 Lexus sports car?

Would you rather read President Obama's Newsweek cover story about the earthquake in Haiti or the New York Times new Gossip Girl-esque column about private school students?.