Happy holidays, readers.

As SFist does on a semi-regular basis during holiday adjacent or observed days, we have to ask: Are you actually at the office today? If so, why? (Rather than have you venting in other comment threads like a man person, consider this a safe space, if you will, for releasing your outrage at having to be at work on Christmas Eve day.)

Also, how sad. Your boss should really be giving you the day off. Please forward this post to him or her right away.

OK now, back to work.