This past July, the San Francisco Public Utilities Commission announced their 'I Love SF Water' video contest. The winner? Alexis van Gelder for her first place video titled Shower Your Garden, which features a woman using the toilet, showering and shaving her legs. There's even a reference to fecal matter. (However, we cannot abide by its advice to avoid flushing. All waste must be flushed. It is non-negotiable.)