FILM: CineKink: San Francisco, a touring version of NYC's "kinky film festival," has been at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts this weekend. Tonight's films include The Auteur at 7 p.m., a mélange of romantic comedy and raunchy satire that tells the story of renowned porn director Arturo Domingo, the creative genius behind classics like Five Easy Nieces and Requiem for a Wet Dream, and the Best of Cinekink / 2009 Shorts Sampler at 9 p.m., a special sampling of some of the hot shorts deemed by a jury to be the very best of CineKink.

7 p.m., 9 p.m. // Yerba Buena Center for the Arts (701 Mission St) // $8 per screening

CABARET: Some of the West Coast’s most celebrated performers of size will be featured in Flabulous!, a cabaret style performance including burlesque, dance, drag, song, and a band, with acts "ranging from the hysterically funny to the highly dramatic and always entertaining." Presented by Kentucky Fried Woman & Jay Walker, in conjunction with NOLOSE and the Queer Cultural Center.

7 p.m. and 9 p.m. // SOMArts (934 Brannan St) // $15