Unless you're a godless whore who uses contempt for a group of people to make a cheap buck, most young people are in support of gay marriage. Which means, after most of the bigots finally -- finally! -- die off, marriage equality stands a chance.

Yay, the future!

According to Andrew Sullivan, "[a] clear majority of the under-30s favor marriage equality in all but 12 states."

While "it doesn't make those constitutional amendments any easier to reverse," Sullivan adds, "it does add some perspective and may help us keep our cool."