Billed as the best story of November thus far, SF Examiner brings you a true tale of jarring criminal mischief. Ahem:
At 8:02 a.m. Tuesday, a man called 911 to report that he had been cheated on prices at Wendy’s fast-food restaurant on Gateway Boulevard. He said the prices on the menu do not match what he paid, and that the employee then gave him an incorrect phone number to call to file a complaint with the corporate office.
In related news, the city of San Francisco, we should point out, still lacks a Wendy's. It seems the petition to bring Wendy's back to San Francisco lost steam. Alas.