Adam Jackson shot the above video that shows scores and scores of youthful types heading to Saturday's SF LovEvolution/Love Parade bash at Civic Center. We don't know how they crammed their lithe bodies into that train; in fact, we don't want to know. We just thank the Lord we weren't on this inbound train at Civic Center. Shudder.
Also, we are saddened and surprised to see the men not as whorishly dressed as their female counterparts. Of course, we blame women for this glaringerror; men do not know how to outfit themselves at these kind of events. It's your job, women, to strip off most of their clothing beforehand. Tsk, tsk.