Today's guest blogger editing Day Around the Bay: Sex Pigeon. His site, for those of you who don't know, features bits of his life captured through cell phone images and densely-packed brevity.

Take it away, Sex Pigeon.

  • Are you terrified of bees? I am and I won't be reasoned with in this regard. They are smitten with my bright blond hair and frequently seek harbor in it. This weekend: attend classes at HMS Beekeeper to ensure that your kids are not so crippled by these fuzzy-butted nothings. [96 Hours]
  • San Francisco is a "road dog." What does that mean? Urban Dictionary would have you believe that a road dog is either a "close friend" or a "woman that's hit the wall due to age or wear and tear." Both of these seem entirely correct. Also, there is this. [ProFootballWeekly, way down there]

  • The dour old Michelin guide has a twitter. A twitter rife with exclamation points, alarmingly. [@MichelinGuideSF, Eater]

  • I understand that you are a fan, but I cannot watch Mad Men without also imagining Terry Gross watching alongside, snorting and a-chuckle over how very much our mores have changed. Terry Gross goes for a second bottle of wine, decides oh-hell that whiskey would be more apropos, and when she returns with tumblers in hand she sits down much too close to you. [Square Eyes]

  • Don Knotts as a young robot, this man Brent Weinbach. You will find his voice reassuring and authoritative, also somewhat springy. His consonants are cracker-crisp. See his show, sir. [96 Hours, again, sorry]

  • I am spending nearly a quarter of my massive and splendid salary on these ads. [40 Going on 28]

  • When Handjobbin' first came on the scene, I thought it was a pale imitation of Fingerbangin'. I could not have been more incorrect. Lurid, muscular, and perpetually on-the-cusp, it is the only blog that matters. Today they squeeze a gyro. [Handjobbin']

  • Say: you enjoy silly punctuation and ungrounded theorizing. So do architects. "Experience distance in a very different way" by going on a bike tour with David Baker + Partners. [SFGate]

  • David Enos would like to talk about tattoos. [Hidden Host]

  • BART. [@SFBart, with a tip of the hat to @irondavy]