PARTY: For those who'd love the chance to redo their prom experience, the Mishap Prom is your chance. Musical acts include The Missing Teens, Spandex Tiger, R&B Free Jazz Gospel Supreme 80, and The Torn ACLs. Spiked punch guaranteed!

8 p.m. // Blue Macaw (2565 Mission) // $10-12

PERFORMANCE: Beth Lisick and Tara Jepsen join with New Yorker Erin Markey for a sassy sketch comedy show, I Deserve This, featuring "laff-tastic" characters such as Carole and Mitzi, Cameron and Domino, Don and Phil, and many other fictional dipsticks. Runs through tomorrow night.

8 p.m. // Center for Sex and Culture (1519 Mission St) // $12-20, buy tickets

COMEDY: Los Angeles comic Pablo Francisco will be at Cobb's all weekend, captivating his audience with off-the-wall sound effects, animated "living pictures" involving family and relationships, and spoofs of action movies and Spanish soap operas.

8, 10:15 p.m. // Cobb's Comedy Club (915 Columbus Ave) // $23-25, 18+, buy tickets