Oh good Lord, is it too much to ask for a free En Vogue concert that doesn't take place at some Pride festival? What about Cathy Dennis? Paula Cole? Sigh. Anyway. For those of you into OC-based band The Offspring, AT&T will throw down money for a free concert at the Warfield on 7/31. Wanna go? Yes? Then, go here right this second to get a free ticket. According to SF Citizen, it goes down like this: "Your goal is to get a Priority Ticket for two with your first and last name on it. Print that out, bring your ID on July 31, and you are golden." There seems to be no catch, other than living the rest of your life as an Offspring fan, so have at it, folks.