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Sure to rival the public memorials of Evita, that woman who made Queen Elizabeth II's life a living hell, and Jesus H. Christ, Michael Jackson's viewing will be, if reports stand correct, splendiferous. To say least.

According to The Daily Mail, "the singer's body will be transported to his funeral in a white carriage led by two horses, instead of the traditional black vehicle, it is understood." His corpse will then "be placed on show in a glass coffin at Neverland, to give fans a chance to say their personal farewells." What's more, Jackson's coach and coffin will fit with his lifelong obsession with Peter Pan / alleged pedophilic leanings.

Plans are in the works to have the coffin taken to the famed ranch either on Thursday or Friday, "displayed either before or after a private funeral on Sunday."

Rad.

For those of you who want to attend this spectacle, here's a map telling you how to get from San Francisco to Neverland Ranch in Los Olivos, CA.

Oh, and in case you feel that this memorial isn't invasion enough, be sure to read Michael Jackson's will after the jump.

UPDATE: Michael Jackson's public viewing won't happen at Neverland. Boo. Hiss. "Plans are under way regarding a public memorial for Michael Jackson, and we will announce those plans shortly," said someone named Ken Sunshine. We'' update you with those plans when they arise. But we still insist you driving down to Neverland to beat on your chest, pull your hair out, and scream, "No! God! Why!?! AURhudnfgakug!!!E@"