Our elite friends in St. Francis Wood - OK, we have none - need to learn how to pick up their toys. The neighborhood is an absolute mess. Home renovations, street demolition and construction projects, and traffic studies are making the posh hood an eyesore. Driving through the main thoroughfare yesterday to get from West Portal to the Sunnyside, we were disgusted by the endless sight of men in hard hats and reflective vests in the place where absolutely nothing but a light breeze of privilege and entitlement should be.

We know you've had your problems before, but please get your act together, SFW. We look to you for steadfast beauty and unattainable real estate dreams when we choose to come your way.