SUNDAY / FILLMORE: Two peole are expected to survive a drive-by shooting in the Fillmore district. According to CBS 5, "One person was shot in the thigh and another in the ankle near Eddy and Laguna streets around 8:30 p.m." One suspect, much to our surprise, was arrested. But police are not sure if said detainee is a suspect. Or something like that.

MONDAY / BAYVIEW: Just in time for First Lady Michelle Obama's visit, a man was stabbed to death at around 12:30 a.m. his morning on the 1600 block of La Salle Avenue at Third Street. The victim? Douglas Johnson, 49, of San Francisco. It seems that he was in the passenger seat of a parked car when an unidentified man approached. According to SFGate, "Johnson got out of the car and spoke with the man, who stabbed him in the chest and then ran." He died at the scene. No arrests have been made. This make San Francisco's 21st homicide of the year.

EXAMINER SAYS: "Crime decline is promising, but not conclusive."

SHOUT OUT TO NEW CHIEF: Congrats on the new gig, George Gascón. But are we going to have to use the accent mark each and every single time we write your name? Because it's hard.