Weather Report: Thursday, June 18th, 2009
by Evan James

Today is forecast to look good on your résumé. It graduated summa cum laude from Columbia, learns new computer programs quickly, and has about 4.7 billion years of experience. The moon is waning crescent and available for meetings next week. Varying levels of light, wind, heat, and moisture continue. Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have.