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Weather Report: Monday, June 15th, 2009
by Evan James

Today is forecast to be nearly as weathered as yesterday. Sky is white and blue, mostly white. Medium cool, partly gauzy tonight and then becoming fully swanky. A bit of air seems to be blowing around, so hang on to your hats. About half of the waning gibbous moon is illuminated for her pleasure, and information about the dew point is being suppressed by the United States government.