According to two of our favorite alarmist outlets right now, Emergency_In_SF and ActionNewsSF, there is "a large outside fire is [sic] reportedly spreading in Glen Canyon Park. SFFD en route to investigate." Eeps! Run for St. Francis Wood, Glen Parkers! No, not really. But we'll update with more info as it comes in to us. Update: Fire's out. According to Emergency_In_SF, "SFFD has extinguished a grass fire in Glen Canyon Park near Oshaughnessy Bld. No damage to any structures." Pft. Way to blow a story full of overblown potential, SFFD.