Early this morning, at around 4 a.m., a man was plugged in the ass near Fisherman's Wharf at Bay and Taylor streets. According to reports, the "[t]wo suspects were arguing with the victim near the intersection when one suspect pulled out a gun and shot the victim in the buttocks." The victim was whisked to SF General Hospital. He is expected to live. No arrests have been made. The nearby In-N-Out, San Francisco's only Double-Double fix location, was unharmed.