Miss USA pageant paid for Miss California's boob job. Which, we guess, we're supposed to be upset over for some reason. [HuffPo]

Bob Woodward was a pyromaniac, alleges Robert Redford. [Bronstein]

Porn stars are over? [SFBG]

Wanna see some lard? [Noe Valley Buzz]

This is what happens when you call a SF homeless shelter looking for help. [Tangobaby]

City ID card backlog, slammed as "garbage" by SFPD. [SFA, SFBG]

Everyone is angry at Wells Fargo because they made lots of money. [KGO]