Martinez Shell Oil Employee Dies Inside Holding Tank

Late last night the body of deceased Shell refinery employee William Maddock, who had been with the company for 22 years, was found inside a water holding tank on plant property in Martinez. The discovery followed an extensive search of the grounds after Maddock failed to check in at the end of his graveyard shift Wednesday morning. He was last seen at around 2:30 Wednesday morning, and was finally found at 11PM. The cause of death is still unknown. Sounds like natural causes, but the paranoid should feel free to piece together a conspiracy theory involving terrorism and petroleum resources.