Some man allegedly assaulted a 48-year-old San Rafael woman last Friday in a Safeway parking lot, according to CBS 5. It seems "the woman had been loading groceries in the back seat of her car when a man who appeared to be in his late 20s or early 30s approached her from behind, placed his hands around her waist and began thrusting his pelvis against her buttocks." Ew. Then, after the woman screamed, he took off. The creep is described as a "white male standing at 5 feet and 10 inches, between 170 and 180 pounds with brown medium-length hair and a thin beard along his jaw line." So, be on the look out for dude with a douchestrap.