Setton Farms, located in a far away land called Tulare County ("the second-leading producer of agricultural commodities in the United States!") in Central California, is recalling over 1 million pounds of delicious (yet exhausting to eat) pistachio nuts. Boo. It seems said nuts might be laced with not-so delicious salmonella contamination. Setton Farms, by the way, is also the second-largest pistachio producer in the United States.